ok first let me clarify, im not so much absentminded and clumsy as i am 2 involved in the minute that i tend 2 4get my surroundings, hence the stupid stuff, like leaving ur keys in the ignition and searching frantically 4 them .. etc etc ((in my defence that was pre- morning coffee))
However, what happened yesterday was completely not my fault !!
When i finally got 2 dawam, 3 days and 2 hours late :p all the parking spots were taken, and no not just the good 1s even the fine-basfe6-b3eed-w-khal-t9en-rasi-eshams 1's !!
Dammit
So i go round 2 the faaaar parking lot, the 1s where u push 4 a ticket + the magic 7adeeda opens
(this is important pay attention)
and i patiently wait 4 the dude in a dishdasha w ga7fiya 2 ynazil his 2 mnaqeba wives + kids mn il pretty white toyota wanait
(im not sterotyping walla)
Finally, he moves and il 7abeeb yjabil 3ind il 7adeeda w yogaf ! yan6erha tefta7 broo7ha !!
i roll my eyes w honk
He looks back at me with puzzled smile on his face
i point 2 the ticket machine thing
Puzzled smile
roll my eyes again, open the window + poke my head out : lazim takheth TICKET
oh this isnt the stupid part btw
after he finally pressz all the buttons w gets a ticket yrkab wanaita w ydesh il parking wela wa7id tawa 6ali3, masfa6 JUST IN FRONT OF the 7adeeda, so he goes straight in w parks
lucky bastard me thinks
i push 4 my ticket w tawni badesh ..... ((DRUM ROLL))
Wela the dude is backing out of the parking spot :S
he realises its 4 the handicapped
[at this point im torn btwn feelings of 'ya7laila :)' + 'i want 2 suffocate u :)' ]
and he keeps backing and backing ...
and the parking lot 7adeeda keeps rising and rising
and then IT CLOSES WANA LEL7EEN MA DASHAIT !!!! :S :S :S
w fe sayara waray so i cant get another ticket 2 get it 2 open :''S
I stare at the parking lot blankly 4 a few seconds and drive on in despair ....
y do these things keep happening 2 me ... ?