is it me ?? am i not getting the point ?? or is it just khaday il ba7rain ? :p
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Friday, October 10, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
10 ways 2 Fight The Boredom of College Years
In no specific order:
- Steal a traffic cone. ive always had this irresistable urge 2 steal one. Plan ahead on what u intend 2 do with it. No amount of duct tape will stick it 2 the top of car. If u place it in ur parking spot, expect it 2 be gone by next morning. (u might also want to bring along plastic sheets, apparently traffic cones r very DIRTY !)
- Sitting on the hood of a moving car while singing (substitute screaming) along with tamir 7osni's 'kol mara' is not a good idea. Even if u think u r in a secluded area ur colleague from uni will 'y6ee7 3alaikum'. Also; warn the designated driver not to brake suddenly while ur adjusting ur position on top of the car, u could spontaneously find urself in the middle of the street.
- While bored of all the routine places 2 go in Kuwait: do something different ! Visit the Psychiatric Hospital. Be sure u have a big strong man 2 hide behind if u get creeped out by deserted buildings with dead animals in the entrance area (ur skinny girl friend is not the best person 2 run in fear 2). Do not visit at night and think up a better excuse than 'were doing a project' if u want 2 see the junkies.
- Pretend to be a lesbian (this doesnt work quite as well if ur male). The proper way 2 do this is 2 duck slightly out of sight of passing strangers and reemerge a few seconds later with smeared lipstick and messy hair. Try not to giggle in a childish manner as u see the horror on said strangers faces... especially if said strangers r a conservative saudi family visiting q8. (On a lighter note, now they have an exciting story on the sights + sounds of Kuwait)
- Rent a mini cooper 4 the day. Take it even if its a convertible and the jaw is so r6ooba when u put the top up u cant see anything in the rearview mirror. To avoid the weather try not to be in Bahrain while doing it.
- Pretend 2 be a 3gaidi guy. Don a cap, chmaq, mesba7 + birkenstoks (make sure ur toenails r not painted bright red, ur aiming for 3gaidi guy not gay guy). Cruise around in a tinted car with loud samrat music, to be more authentic beep ur horn and whistle at any female forms that u encounter.
- If u find a salon that will do it, get ur whole head of hair braided Jamaican Style. If the women that works in the salon is Ethiopian and u cant understand directions to said salon stay at home and get more bored.
- Street-luge. Grab a long plank of wood, tie some roller skates on it, and launch urself down the nearest road. Try to slipstream behind the traffic. Dont worry about hitting anything - the drivers cant see u, and if they cant see u they cant crash into u. Probably.
- Dispose of batteries by putting them in fire. Go on. The majority of the worlds population won't ever get to see a battery, let alone watch 1 explode. Thats a good enough reason 2 do so. If u get bored graduate 2 fire extinguishers.
- Try 'zorbing' : which involves encasing urself in a giant inflatable plastic ball and rolling ur body down a hill at 50 mph. Its perfectly safe ! unless u hit something sharp ... or roll out 2 sea .. or suffocate ... or catch fire .. or dissolve in a lake of solvents.
Disclaimer: The last 3 i knicked off a book so i am not responsible for any of the legal or health hazards that might ensue. Otherwise enjoy.
- Steal a traffic cone. ive always had this irresistable urge 2 steal one. Plan ahead on what u intend 2 do with it. No amount of duct tape will stick it 2 the top of car. If u place it in ur parking spot, expect it 2 be gone by next morning. (u might also want to bring along plastic sheets, apparently traffic cones r very DIRTY !)
- Sitting on the hood of a moving car while singing (substitute screaming) along with tamir 7osni's 'kol mara' is not a good idea. Even if u think u r in a secluded area ur colleague from uni will 'y6ee7 3alaikum'. Also; warn the designated driver not to brake suddenly while ur adjusting ur position on top of the car, u could spontaneously find urself in the middle of the street.
- While bored of all the routine places 2 go in Kuwait: do something different ! Visit the Psychiatric Hospital. Be sure u have a big strong man 2 hide behind if u get creeped out by deserted buildings with dead animals in the entrance area (ur skinny girl friend is not the best person 2 run in fear 2). Do not visit at night and think up a better excuse than 'were doing a project' if u want 2 see the junkies.
- Pretend to be a lesbian (this doesnt work quite as well if ur male). The proper way 2 do this is 2 duck slightly out of sight of passing strangers and reemerge a few seconds later with smeared lipstick and messy hair. Try not to giggle in a childish manner as u see the horror on said strangers faces... especially if said strangers r a conservative saudi family visiting q8. (On a lighter note, now they have an exciting story on the sights + sounds of Kuwait)
- Rent a mini cooper 4 the day. Take it even if its a convertible and the jaw is so r6ooba when u put the top up u cant see anything in the rearview mirror. To avoid the weather try not to be in Bahrain while doing it.
- Pretend 2 be a 3gaidi guy. Don a cap, chmaq, mesba7 + birkenstoks (make sure ur toenails r not painted bright red, ur aiming for 3gaidi guy not gay guy). Cruise around in a tinted car with loud samrat music, to be more authentic beep ur horn and whistle at any female forms that u encounter.
- If u find a salon that will do it, get ur whole head of hair braided Jamaican Style. If the women that works in the salon is Ethiopian and u cant understand directions to said salon stay at home and get more bored.
- Street-luge. Grab a long plank of wood, tie some roller skates on it, and launch urself down the nearest road. Try to slipstream behind the traffic. Dont worry about hitting anything - the drivers cant see u, and if they cant see u they cant crash into u. Probably.
- Dispose of batteries by putting them in fire. Go on. The majority of the worlds population won't ever get to see a battery, let alone watch 1 explode. Thats a good enough reason 2 do so. If u get bored graduate 2 fire extinguishers.
- Try 'zorbing' : which involves encasing urself in a giant inflatable plastic ball and rolling ur body down a hill at 50 mph. Its perfectly safe ! unless u hit something sharp ... or roll out 2 sea .. or suffocate ... or catch fire .. or dissolve in a lake of solvents.
Disclaimer: The last 3 i knicked off a book so i am not responsible for any of the legal or health hazards that might ensue. Otherwise enjoy.
Friday, December 7, 2007
ONLY iN Ba7RaiN ! =P
iF u NeeD a SaCRiFiCiaL ViRGiN .. Do NoT HeSiTaTe 2 CaLL !! BuT SeRiouSLY WhaTs uP WiTH The NaMe ?? HMmmmm iF THiS WaS iN q8 i BeT ThaT NuMBeR WouLD Be RiNGiNG NoNSToP .. BTaGZeR 3aLaiH Sa7 =P
w MaDRi LaisH Fe ReFLeCTioN oF MY coFFee iN THe PiC =P
w MaDRi LaisH Fe ReFLeCTioN oF MY coFFee iN THe PiC =P
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