Shams Lq8 - ar7am mn shams europe !

Bloody sun.  Bloody factories. Bloody UV radiation.

I dont have sensitive skin w im getting SOLAR URTICARIA ! - SUN ALLERGY !!

Which after a bit of research i discovered isnt from the sun itself.  Its the UV radiation.

Normally, most of it is absorbed by the ozone layer, bs since the bloody layer is so thin over europe its being absorbed by me.  By my poor skin cells :'( and its deforming them and making them attack themselves :'( 

==> sun allergy.

Grrrrr its PERSONAL now + im mad at  ...errr all the bloody ozone destroying industries !! 

(which means i dont specifically know who).

To all the idiots out there who r destroying the environment.  

UR ALL GONNA DIE AN ANTAGONIZINGLY SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH FROM SKIN CANCER :@ 

(madri really im just pissed)

On a lighter note, the UV index over here is 6 as opposed to non-existently low in our beloved kuwait =D

For all the crazy heat + sun + sand we live in, at least its SAFE for the skin.

See there is an upside for being industrialy + technologically challenged.

Weeps: i luv u q8 

(this must be the sun ..)

Filfil Lovers: In Case of Spontaneous Combustion

Go ahead, I dare ya.
w spray LIBERALLY, a few drops dont count.

Tabasco Habanero: 7000 - 8000 SHU*
Habanero Chilis: 100,000 - 300,000 SHU
The hottest filfil bl 3alam [Naga Jolokio]: 855,000 - 1040,000 SHU

Useless information: It's beyond me y ppl would buy the last one, however, capsaicin (this is what makes the filfil so deadly filfily - ironically, its colorless + odorless !) basically makes ur sensory neurons (nerve endings) think theyre on fire (rejoice ppl theres no real tissue damage). So in response the brain releases endogenous endorphins (ur body's natural heroin). Which i suppose makes u happy (either that or ur just happy u stopped burning).

I think chocolates work equally as well.

More useless Information: Pure capsaicin rates 15 - 16 million on the Scoville Heat Scale. Thats so hot that pharmacists experimenting with it must work in a filtered tox room wearing fully protective body-suits with a closed hood to prevent inhalation. So life on the edge.

*SHU = Scoville Heat Unit

Note to self: Footnotes r for textbooks ((Dont exams EVER end ??!))

TO ALL STAR WARS FANS (+ PERVERT DRS =P )

Tee Heee Heee .. aND YeS i CoNsiDeR aNY1 Who aCKNowLeDGeS GYNeCoLoGY aS a LiFeLoNG PRoFFeSSioN SoMeWhaT oF a PeRVeRT ! BuuT oN THe BRiGhT SiDe iF uR a STaR WaRs FaN ((7aDi !!)) aND u HaPPeN 2 Be a GYNeCoLoGisT (No CoMMeNT) u MiGhT WaNNa GeT ThiS TSHiRT ((iF uR GeeKY LiKe Me aND THiS iS uR iDea oF FuNNY =P ))

Idiosyncratic ( + Annoyed) Thought No.3:

WhaT The HeLL iS The BiG DeaL WiTh NOT TeSTiNG oN aNiMaLs ??? Ma ThBa7ooNa ?? aND iSNT ThaT STUPID ??? WHaT, R u SPoSeD 2 TesT oN HUMANS ??? ThaTs SaFeR ? WeLa LeSS CRueL ?? WeLa Do TheSe aNiMaL RiGhT aDvoCaTe iDioTs WaNT LeSS eFFiCaciouS PRoDuCTs ?!


Do TheSe ppL ReaLLY BeLieve ThaT TheiR LiVeS DoNT DePeND oN ThiS ? PeNiciLLiN, oRGaN TRaNSPLaNTs, CaNCeR TReaTMeNTs, TesTiNG 4 TeRaToGeNics ((DruGs ThaT HaRM The FeTuS)) .. Yea LeTs aLL STaRT TesTiNG ThaT STuFF oN HuMaNs So We CaN SaVe The aNiMaLs CuZ oH TheYRe So CuTe N CuDDLY, BuT iF The HuMaNs Die iN The PRoCeSS .. WeLL TheY WeRe CRueL eNouGh 2 TesT oN aNiMaLs So TheY DeseRve iT No ???

aND HeRe i Was ThiNKiNG HuMaN RiGhTs WeRe MoRe iMPoRTaNT ThaN aNiMaL RiGhTs .. oH SiLLY Me !