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Showing posts with label KUWAIT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label KUWAIT. Show all posts
Friday, October 17, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Shams Lq8 - ar7am mn shams europe !
Bloody sun. Bloody factories. Bloody UV radiation.
I dont have sensitive skin w im getting SOLAR URTICARIA ! - SUN ALLERGY !!
Which after a bit of research i discovered isnt from the sun itself. Its the UV radiation.
Normally, most of it is absorbed by the ozone layer, bs since the bloody layer is so thin over europe its being absorbed by me. By my poor skin cells :'( and its deforming them and making them attack themselves :'(
==> sun allergy.
Grrrrr its PERSONAL now + im mad at ...errr all the bloody ozone destroying industries !!
(which means i dont specifically know who).
To all the idiots out there who r destroying the environment.
UR ALL GONNA DIE AN ANTAGONIZINGLY SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH FROM SKIN CANCER :@
(madri really im just pissed)
On a lighter note, the UV index over here is 6 as opposed to non-existently low in our beloved kuwait =D
For all the crazy heat + sun + sand we live in, at least its SAFE for the skin.
See there is an upside for being industrialy + technologically challenged.
Weeps: i luv u q8
(this must be the sun ..)
Friday, May 30, 2008
How The World Views Kuwait
Haa Haa i was intending to write a whiny post about how much i miss Kuwait.
((A LOT - more than enough 2 want 2 burden every1 else with my longing ya3ni =P))
However, wana adawir a pic 2 steal 4 this post (the 1s i have have really crappy resolution =P) i came upon this website for tourists considering paying a visit 2 our beloved country.
after reading it for a while i changed my mind (about the whining)
check it out HERE, walla it made me laugh, pretty accurate tho dont u say ? ;P (especially the part about the driving =P)
w i still miss my lovely Kuwait like hell.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
2 All Pretentious Kuwaitis (+ P Diddy)
Well i cant think of any1 else who would spend more than 40 bucks on a bottle of water !
This is for all those ppl out there who actually ASK
"what kind of water do u drink ? i just drink evian"
(and no i dont understand the process of the thought behind the question either)
Well guess what ! Evian or whatever designer water u drink isnt HOT anymore !
See 4 urself Here
I bet etha fta7aw bl q8 ybalyenoun =P
To the rest of the world be grateful for ur 100 fils bottles of water, almost 6,000 ppl die each day bcuz of lack of access 2 clean drinking water.
Which reminds me about this really cool (+ smart !) device, Lifestraw
which is basically a portable water purifier.
(The post was sposed 2 end here, i couldnt resist the geeky addition sorry =P)
See u can stick it in any unsanitary + diseased puddle of water + drink 2 ur hearts desire, disease-free and clean =D
And here's how it works ! Its so simple its ridiculous how no1 thought of it before !
Yaaaay 2 the creative genuis behind Lifestraw !
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
10 ways 2 Fight The Boredom of College Years
In no specific order:
- Steal a traffic cone. ive always had this irresistable urge 2 steal one. Plan ahead on what u intend 2 do with it. No amount of duct tape will stick it 2 the top of car. If u place it in ur parking spot, expect it 2 be gone by next morning. (u might also want to bring along plastic sheets, apparently traffic cones r very DIRTY !)
- Sitting on the hood of a moving car while singing (substitute screaming) along with tamir 7osni's 'kol mara' is not a good idea. Even if u think u r in a secluded area ur colleague from uni will 'y6ee7 3alaikum'. Also; warn the designated driver not to brake suddenly while ur adjusting ur position on top of the car, u could spontaneously find urself in the middle of the street.
- While bored of all the routine places 2 go in Kuwait: do something different ! Visit the Psychiatric Hospital. Be sure u have a big strong man 2 hide behind if u get creeped out by deserted buildings with dead animals in the entrance area (ur skinny girl friend is not the best person 2 run in fear 2). Do not visit at night and think up a better excuse than 'were doing a project' if u want 2 see the junkies.
- Pretend to be a lesbian (this doesnt work quite as well if ur male). The proper way 2 do this is 2 duck slightly out of sight of passing strangers and reemerge a few seconds later with smeared lipstick and messy hair. Try not to giggle in a childish manner as u see the horror on said strangers faces... especially if said strangers r a conservative saudi family visiting q8. (On a lighter note, now they have an exciting story on the sights + sounds of Kuwait)
- Rent a mini cooper 4 the day. Take it even if its a convertible and the jaw is so r6ooba when u put the top up u cant see anything in the rearview mirror. To avoid the weather try not to be in Bahrain while doing it.
- Pretend 2 be a 3gaidi guy. Don a cap, chmaq, mesba7 + birkenstoks (make sure ur toenails r not painted bright red, ur aiming for 3gaidi guy not gay guy). Cruise around in a tinted car with loud samrat music, to be more authentic beep ur horn and whistle at any female forms that u encounter.
- If u find a salon that will do it, get ur whole head of hair braided Jamaican Style. If the women that works in the salon is Ethiopian and u cant understand directions to said salon stay at home and get more bored.
- Street-luge. Grab a long plank of wood, tie some roller skates on it, and launch urself down the nearest road. Try to slipstream behind the traffic. Dont worry about hitting anything - the drivers cant see u, and if they cant see u they cant crash into u. Probably.
- Dispose of batteries by putting them in fire. Go on. The majority of the worlds population won't ever get to see a battery, let alone watch 1 explode. Thats a good enough reason 2 do so. If u get bored graduate 2 fire extinguishers.
- Try 'zorbing' : which involves encasing urself in a giant inflatable plastic ball and rolling ur body down a hill at 50 mph. Its perfectly safe ! unless u hit something sharp ... or roll out 2 sea .. or suffocate ... or catch fire .. or dissolve in a lake of solvents.
Disclaimer: The last 3 i knicked off a book so i am not responsible for any of the legal or health hazards that might ensue. Otherwise enjoy.
- Steal a traffic cone. ive always had this irresistable urge 2 steal one. Plan ahead on what u intend 2 do with it. No amount of duct tape will stick it 2 the top of car. If u place it in ur parking spot, expect it 2 be gone by next morning. (u might also want to bring along plastic sheets, apparently traffic cones r very DIRTY !)
- Sitting on the hood of a moving car while singing (substitute screaming) along with tamir 7osni's 'kol mara' is not a good idea. Even if u think u r in a secluded area ur colleague from uni will 'y6ee7 3alaikum'. Also; warn the designated driver not to brake suddenly while ur adjusting ur position on top of the car, u could spontaneously find urself in the middle of the street.
- While bored of all the routine places 2 go in Kuwait: do something different ! Visit the Psychiatric Hospital. Be sure u have a big strong man 2 hide behind if u get creeped out by deserted buildings with dead animals in the entrance area (ur skinny girl friend is not the best person 2 run in fear 2). Do not visit at night and think up a better excuse than 'were doing a project' if u want 2 see the junkies.
- Pretend to be a lesbian (this doesnt work quite as well if ur male). The proper way 2 do this is 2 duck slightly out of sight of passing strangers and reemerge a few seconds later with smeared lipstick and messy hair. Try not to giggle in a childish manner as u see the horror on said strangers faces... especially if said strangers r a conservative saudi family visiting q8. (On a lighter note, now they have an exciting story on the sights + sounds of Kuwait)
- Rent a mini cooper 4 the day. Take it even if its a convertible and the jaw is so r6ooba when u put the top up u cant see anything in the rearview mirror. To avoid the weather try not to be in Bahrain while doing it.
- Pretend 2 be a 3gaidi guy. Don a cap, chmaq, mesba7 + birkenstoks (make sure ur toenails r not painted bright red, ur aiming for 3gaidi guy not gay guy). Cruise around in a tinted car with loud samrat music, to be more authentic beep ur horn and whistle at any female forms that u encounter.
- If u find a salon that will do it, get ur whole head of hair braided Jamaican Style. If the women that works in the salon is Ethiopian and u cant understand directions to said salon stay at home and get more bored.
- Street-luge. Grab a long plank of wood, tie some roller skates on it, and launch urself down the nearest road. Try to slipstream behind the traffic. Dont worry about hitting anything - the drivers cant see u, and if they cant see u they cant crash into u. Probably.
- Dispose of batteries by putting them in fire. Go on. The majority of the worlds population won't ever get to see a battery, let alone watch 1 explode. Thats a good enough reason 2 do so. If u get bored graduate 2 fire extinguishers.
- Try 'zorbing' : which involves encasing urself in a giant inflatable plastic ball and rolling ur body down a hill at 50 mph. Its perfectly safe ! unless u hit something sharp ... or roll out 2 sea .. or suffocate ... or catch fire .. or dissolve in a lake of solvents.
Disclaimer: The last 3 i knicked off a book so i am not responsible for any of the legal or health hazards that might ensue. Otherwise enjoy.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
KUWAIT JAN 2oo8: eSTeeLa` 3aLa aMwaL iL DawLa
CHeCK ThiS ouT !! AKWAL FeNYaL GaHwa BL 3aLaM ;P BeGTa Mn iL Ma6aR , aCTuaLLY i aSKeD THe CoFFee DuDe ReaLLY NiCeLY iF i CaN HaVe iT ... He SaiD No =P BuT THeN WaYHi MaNCHaB w iM LiKe LaisH 3aJeBNi , BLiNK BLiNK SaD FaCe , oK u CaN HaVe iT =D KooL So CaN i HaVe THe New oNe CuZ HaTha SaR WaSiKH =P e7iM =D
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