Why Would Some1 Post That Sign ?

is it me ?? am i not getting the point ?? or is it just khaday il ba7rain ? :p

I think i ATTRACT Stupidity !!

ok first let me clarify, im not so much absentminded and clumsy as i am 2 involved in the minute that i tend 2 4get my surroundings, hence the stupid stuff, like leaving ur keys in the ignition and searching frantically 4 them .. etc etc ((in my defence that was pre- morning coffee))

However, what happened yesterday was completely not my fault !!

When i finally got 2 dawam, 3 days and 2 hours late :p all the parking spots were taken, and no not just the good 1s even the fine-basfe6-b3eed-w-khal-t9en-rasi-eshams 1's !!

Dammit

So i go round 2 the faaaar parking lot, the 1s where u push 4 a ticket + the magic 7adeeda opens

(this is important pay attention)

and i patiently wait 4 the dude in a dishdasha w ga7fiya 2 ynazil his 2 mnaqeba wives + kids mn il pretty white toyota wanait 

(im not sterotyping walla)

Finally, he moves and il 7abeeb yjabil 3ind il 7adeeda w yogaf ! yan6erha tefta7 broo7ha !!

i roll my eyes w honk 

He looks back at me with puzzled smile on his face

i point 2 the ticket machine thing

Puzzled smile

roll my eyes again, open the window + poke my head out : lazim takheth TICKET

oh this isnt the stupid part btw

after he finally pressz all the buttons w gets a ticket yrkab wanaita w ydesh il parking wela wa7id tawa 6ali3, masfa6 JUST IN FRONT OF the 7adeeda, so he goes straight in w parks 

lucky bastard me thinks

i push 4 my ticket w tawni badesh ..... ((DRUM ROLL))

Wela the dude is backing out of the parking spot :S

he realises its 4 the handicapped 

[at this point im torn btwn feelings of 'ya7laila :)' + 'i want 2 suffocate u :)' ]

and he keeps backing and backing ... 

and the parking lot 7adeeda keeps rising and rising 

and then IT CLOSES WANA LEL7EEN MA DASHAIT !!!! :S :S :S

w fe sayara waray so i cant get another ticket 2 get it 2 open :''S

I stare at the parking lot blankly 4 a few seconds and drive on in despair .... 

y do these things keep happening 2 me ... ?

The Song ANNOYS ME !

im not loving you, way i wanted to

i cant keep my cool, so i keep it true

i got somethin to lose, so i gotta move

i cant keep myself, and still keep you too

so i keep in mind, when im on my own

somwhere far from home, in the danger zone

how many times did i take 'fore i finally got thru

you lose, you lose

im not lovin you, way i wanted to

see i had to go, see i had to move

no more wastin time, you cant wait for life

which is wastin time, wheres the finish line

Annoying ring of truth in the lyrics

Annoyingly Catchy !

Equally fascinatingly annoying video

which they wont post on youtube cuz of annoying copyright infringement shit

Annoyingly enough you can see the video on kanyes blog

 (hmm i wonder who asked 4 copyrights ! :p)

check it out HERE ;p

enjoy :)

what i wasnt gonna say 'annoy' again ... 

HeroMachine 2.5

THIS SOO KOOL !!! CREATE UR OWN PERSONALIZED HERO CHARACTER ! 

I TAKE THAT BACK, THIS IS BEYOND KOOOOL :P

Yes i have a 12 yr old boy living inside of me :p

CLICK HERE, HERE OR HERE

w eli ykhalis save it w post it khanshouf ur inner super-u ;D

In The Holy Spirit of Ramadhan

I DIDNT give the *Bleep* who was driving 60 kmph bl fast lane jedami the finger.

What nice + patient thing did YOU do this Ramadhan ?

 :)

The Eternal Question - Answered

Will it Blend ???

PS - What would u want 2 see blended ? =P

PPS - Yes im adding hal blender 2 my wishlist =P

Shams Lq8 - ar7am mn shams europe !

Bloody sun.  Bloody factories. Bloody UV radiation.

I dont have sensitive skin w im getting SOLAR URTICARIA ! - SUN ALLERGY !!

Which after a bit of research i discovered isnt from the sun itself.  Its the UV radiation.

Normally, most of it is absorbed by the ozone layer, bs since the bloody layer is so thin over europe its being absorbed by me.  By my poor skin cells :'( and its deforming them and making them attack themselves :'( 

==> sun allergy.

Grrrrr its PERSONAL now + im mad at  ...errr all the bloody ozone destroying industries !! 

(which means i dont specifically know who).

To all the idiots out there who r destroying the environment.  

UR ALL GONNA DIE AN ANTAGONIZINGLY SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH FROM SKIN CANCER :@ 

(madri really im just pissed)

On a lighter note, the UV index over here is 6 as opposed to non-existently low in our beloved kuwait =D

For all the crazy heat + sun + sand we live in, at least its SAFE for the skin.

See there is an upside for being industrialy + technologically challenged.

Weeps: i luv u q8 

(this must be the sun ..)