How The World Views Kuwait

Haa Haa i was intending to write a whiny post about how much i miss Kuwait. 

((A LOT - more than enough 2 want 2 burden every1 else with my longing ya3ni =P))

However, wana adawir a pic 2 steal 4 this post (the 1s i have have really crappy resolution =P) i came upon this website for tourists considering paying a visit  2 our beloved country. 

after reading it for a while i changed my mind (about the whining)

check it out HERE, walla it made me laugh, pretty accurate tho dont u say ? ;P (especially the part about the driving =P)

w i still miss my lovely Kuwait like hell.

STAY AWAKE !

efff My sleep pattern is SO out of whack ! 

w b4 i begin, why is Superman winning ??? Abe Spiderman ((7adi biased researcher =D - w im on about my poll, so get ur ass down here w start voting (4 spiderman ! =P) gabl la ykhalis il poll time - w yalla i have like 6000 OTHER poll ideas per min everyday =P))

Now - Why is it when ur really tired, and u completely shut down (brain), awal ma ur head hits the pillow ur body decides that, hmmm u know what i dont feel like sleeping rite now.

=@

The consequences: After tossing and turning for god knows how long. (im pretty sure more than 2 hours)

The neural circuitry in ur brain just sort of fizzles

Enter - Subacute erratic patterns of behavior

ie,, u decide that any + every source of light entering the room is just WRONG 

The stupid a/c green neg6a light thing just HAS 2 go

((with post-its ??? =S I dont know, it seemed 2 to the job =P))

Finally, i drift off into my own private wonderland =)

ONLY 2 wake up every 2 bloody hours =S

Im so tired now its not funny =( 

I was actually intending to  post something interesting about the fragile nature of human behavior. Bs that'l have 2 wait til my mind starts functioning up 2 human being standards i suppose.

Now, more caffeine, less blogging.

AND U SHUT THIS THING OFF THIS INSTANT W GO STUDY AS WELL

=)

I Have SuperPower Abilities =D

All my life's hopes and dreams r .. lipliner ?? 

Whaat the hell ???

(This is only partly a girly post)

Ok lets backtrack back 2 this morning (or thuhur whatever u want 2 call it).

I opened my eyes 2 see 2 magazines and headphones strewn across the other side of the bed.

And there was a free gift enclosed with the magazine =D kool ! it was a very FAQI3 Berry Shade of Lipliner from MarieClaire, i didnt know free gifts were distributed bl Middle East (i always thought they got 'customed' at customs - translate 2 3arabi).  I dont use lipliner but well its always uplifting 2 get a free gift =D 

((w since when r gifts not free, what the hell am i on about ?))

Back 2 real life.

I opened my eyes again 2 see a few papers and a huge Biochem. book strewn across the other side of the bed. Dammit i was dreaming !

5 hours later .. im having a late lunch in the living room w my mom is reading a magazine(Not MarieClaire), when she throws a small Mikyaji brochure over at me. Haach 7agich.

Whats this ? It looked like a card. I may as well have a look, 7adi madri 3an the outside world w my wardrobe is sooo last century =D 

I open it and .... lipliner !!! (Not Faqi3 Berry Red but it was Berry-shaded !)

That was soo weird ! I almost always dream about really irrelevant things like blowfish and floating couches (dont ask). Whatre the chances ?

So, tonight before i sleep im going 2 visualize something more useful 2 humanity.

((Squint eyes shut and focus reallly hard))

White Audi R8, white Audi R8, white Audi R8.

Ok humanity has nothing 2 do with it. 

I Didnt Know I Was Sexist 2 !

I dont know what the hell it is with 2008, i keep getting these self discovery type epiphanies, some i like, some i dont.  I never realized that i love MUSICALS =D yaay Sweeney Todd w Enchanted (i wanted 2 kill the girl awal shay she was just annoyingly HAPPY/ PERKY ! bs it kinda grows on u.... this is totally beside the point). 

il mohim, i also discovered that i am sexist.  Which is quite ironic because i always FIGHT with blood + tears for EQUALITY of the sexes.  No not feminism, i dont think women r better than men (and definately not vice versa =P), i think its a matter of '3ala 7asab il shakhsiya'.  However, i have come 2 the realisation that there things which i just DONT accept from a man, simply because, hes a man ((and he should ACT like one)).

For example, men r not allowed 2 cry.  Efff, if i see a grown up man cry i seriously want 2 SLAP him. Stop being such a baby ! if its really that bad, at least dont do in front of ppl !

w im not a horrible person, some ppl r just di3laz

Which brings me 2 my next point, ur not allowed 2 be daloo3. Be a man goddamit.

I understand men also need to talk about their problems, and i support that, but endless moaning + whining that drags on for days is something barely tolerable from a girl let alone a guy !

And what the hell is it with guys these days that are obsessed with their looks.  I cant believe some ppl TELL ME ee i buy my (cosmetic) from here and here and here. Me: girl products are now guy products 2 =S

And OVERemotional guys r just gay.

Oh, and this is sexist because, i think this behavior is perfectly acceptable from girls =D

Disclaimer: and dont misinterpret the post as a request 2 start acting like jerks.

Sonic/ Cynic The Hedgehog

Remember Sonic the Hedgehog ? =D 

Ofcourse u do, those were the good times ;)

And remember his lil sidekck Miles ?? aaah his sidekick, i never really stopped and actually contemplated that until ...

Meet Cynic the Hedgehog =D

2 All Pretentious Kuwaitis (+ P Diddy)

Well i cant think of any1 else who would spend more than 40 bucks on a bottle of water !

This is for all those ppl out there who actually ASK

"what kind of water do u drink ? i just drink evian"

(and no i dont understand the process of the thought behind the question either)

Well guess what ! Evian or whatever designer water u drink isnt HOT anymore !

See 4 urself Here

I bet etha fta7aw bl q8 ybalyenoun =P

To the rest of the world be grateful for ur 100 fils bottles of water, almost 6,000 ppl die each day bcuz of lack of access 2 clean drinking water.

Which reminds me about this really cool (+ smart !) device, Lifestraw

which is basically a portable water purifier.

(The post was sposed 2 end here, i couldnt resist the geeky addition sorry =P)

See u can stick it in any unsanitary + diseased puddle of water + drink 2 ur hearts desire, disease-free and clean =D

And here's how it works ! Its so simple its ridiculous how no1 thought of it before !

Yaaaay 2 the creative genuis behind Lifestraw !

10 ways 2 Fight The Boredom of College Years

In no specific order:

- Steal a traffic cone. ive always had this irresistable urge 2 steal one. Plan ahead on what u intend 2 do with it. No amount of duct tape will stick it 2 the top of car. If u place it in ur parking spot, expect it 2 be gone by next morning. (u might also want to bring along plastic sheets, apparently traffic cones r very DIRTY !)

- Sitting on the hood of a moving car while singing (substitute screaming) along with tamir 7osni's 'kol mara' is not a good idea. Even if u think u r in a secluded area ur colleague from uni will 'y6ee7 3alaikum'. Also; warn the designated driver not to brake suddenly while ur adjusting ur position on top of the car, u could spontaneously find urself in the middle of the street.

- While bored of all the routine places 2 go in Kuwait: do something different ! Visit the Psychiatric Hospital. Be sure u have a big strong man 2 hide behind if u get creeped out by deserted buildings with dead animals in the entrance area (ur skinny girl friend is not the best person 2 run in fear 2). Do not visit at night and think up a better excuse than 'were doing a project' if u want 2 see the junkies.


- Pretend to be a lesbian (this doesnt work quite as well if ur male). The proper way 2 do this is 2 duck slightly out of sight of passing strangers and reemerge a few seconds later with smeared lipstick and messy hair. Try not to giggle in a childish manner as u see the horror on said strangers faces... especially if said strangers r a conservative saudi family visiting q8. (On a lighter note, now they have an exciting story on the sights + sounds of Kuwait)

- Rent a mini cooper 4 the day. Take it even if its a convertible and the jaw is so r6ooba when u put the top up u cant see anything in the rearview mirror. To avoid the weather try not to be in Bahrain while doing it.

- Pretend 2 be a 3gaidi guy. Don a cap, chmaq, mesba7 + birkenstoks (make sure ur toenails r not painted bright red, ur aiming for 3gaidi guy not gay guy). Cruise around in a tinted car with loud samrat music, to be more authentic beep ur horn and whistle at any female forms that u encounter.

- If u find a salon that will do it, get ur whole head of hair braided Jamaican Style. If the women that works in the salon is Ethiopian and u cant understand directions to said salon stay at home and get more bored.

- Street-luge. Grab a long plank of wood, tie some roller skates on it, and launch urself down the nearest road. Try to slipstream behind the traffic. Dont worry about hitting anything - the drivers cant see u, and if they cant see u they cant crash into u. Probably.

- Dispose of batteries by putting them in fire. Go on. The majority of the worlds population won't ever get to see a battery, let alone watch 1 explode. Thats a good enough reason 2 do so. If u get bored graduate 2 fire extinguishers.

- Try 'zorbing' : which involves encasing urself in a giant inflatable plastic ball and rolling ur body down a hill at 50 mph. Its perfectly safe ! unless u hit something sharp ... or roll out 2 sea .. or suffocate ... or catch fire .. or dissolve in a lake of solvents.

Disclaimer: The last 3 i knicked off a book so i am not responsible for any of the legal or health hazards that might ensue. Otherwise enjoy.