Sunday, September 7, 2008

In The Holy Spirit of Ramadhan


I DIDNT give the *Bleep* who was driving 60 kmph bl fast lane jedami the finger.

What nice + patient thing did YOU do this Ramadhan ?
 :)


Saturday, August 16, 2008

The Eternal Question - Answered

Will it Blend ???

PS - What would u want 2 see blended ? =P

PPS - Yes im adding hal blender 2 my wishlist =P

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Shams Lq8 - ar7am mn shams europe !


Bloody sun.  Bloody factories. Bloody UV radiation.

I dont have sensitive skin w im getting SOLAR URTICARIA ! - SUN ALLERGY !!

Which after a bit of research i discovered isnt from the sun itself.  Its the UV radiation.

Normally, most of it is absorbed by the ozone layer, bs since the bloody layer is so thin over europe its being absorbed by me.  By my poor skin cells :'( and its deforming them and making them attack themselves :'( 
==> sun allergy.

Grrrrr its PERSONAL now + im mad at  ...errr all the bloody ozone destroying industries !! 
(which means i dont specifically know who).

To all the idiots out there who r destroying the environment.  
UR ALL GONNA DIE AN ANTAGONIZINGLY SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH FROM SKIN CANCER :@ 
(madri really im just pissed)

On a lighter note, the UV index over here is 6 as opposed to non-existently low in our beloved kuwait =D

For all the crazy heat + sun + sand we live in, at least its SAFE for the skin.
See there is an upside for being industrialy + technologically challenged.

Weeps: i luv u q8 
(this must be the sun ..)

Friday, June 6, 2008

Feel Good Music

Yaaaay the song makes me feel SOO OVER THE RAAINBOW.

Wel clip was quite inspirational ! (And the guys playing skipping rope didnt look TOO gay =P )

Even though i kinda imagined il clip 2 be colorful w rainbows w clouds everywhere, either that or a guy with dreadlocks mtaki w smokin up =P

But this works 2; FEEL THE MUSIC =D 
Enjoy.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Filfil Lovers: In Case of Spontaneous Combustion




Go ahead, I dare ya.
w spray LIBERALLY, a few drops dont count.

Tabasco Habanero: 7000 - 8000 SHU*
Habanero Chilis: 100,000 - 300,000 SHU
The hottest filfil bl 3alam [Naga Jolokio]: 855,000 - 1040,000 SHU

Useless information: It's beyond me y ppl would buy the last one, however, capsaicin (this is what makes the filfil so deadly filfily - ironically, its colorless + odorless !) basically makes ur sensory neurons (nerve endings) think theyre on fire (rejoice ppl theres no real tissue damage). So in response the brain releases endogenous endorphins (ur body's natural heroin). Which i suppose makes u happy (either that or ur just happy u stopped burning).

I think chocolates work equally as well.

More useless Information:
Pure capsaicin rates 15 - 16 million on the Scoville Heat Scale. Thats so hot that pharmacists experimenting with it must work in a filtered tox room wearing fully protective body-suits with a closed hood to prevent inhalation. So life on the edge.


*SHU = Scoville Heat Unit

Note to self: Footnotes r for textbooks ((Dont exams EVER end ??!))

Friday, May 30, 2008

How The World Views Kuwait


Haa Haa i was intending to write a whiny post about how much i miss Kuwait. 

((A LOT - more than enough 2 want 2 burden every1 else with my longing ya3ni =P))

However, wana adawir a pic 2 steal 4 this post (the 1s i have have really crappy resolution =P) i came upon this website for tourists considering paying a visit  2 our beloved country. 

after reading it for a while i changed my mind (about the whining)

check it out HERE, walla it made me laugh, pretty accurate tho dont u say ? ;P (especially the part about the driving =P)

w i still miss my lovely Kuwait like hell.

Monday, May 26, 2008

STAY AWAKE !

efff My sleep pattern is SO out of whack ! 


w b4 i begin, why is Superman winning ??? Abe Spiderman ((7adi biased researcher =D - w im on about my poll, so get ur ass down here w start voting (4 spiderman ! =P) gabl la ykhalis il poll time - w yalla i have like 6000 OTHER poll ideas per min everyday =P))

Now - Why is it when ur really tired, and u completely shut down (brain), awal ma ur head hits the pillow ur body decides that, hmmm u know what i dont feel like sleeping rite now.

=@

The consequences: After tossing and turning for god knows how long. (im pretty sure more than 2 hours)

The neural circuitry in ur brain just sort of fizzles

Enter - Subacute erratic patterns of behavior

ie,, u decide that any + every source of light entering the room is just WRONG 

The stupid a/c green neg6a light thing just HAS 2 go

((with post-its ??? =S I dont know, it seemed 2 to the job =P))

Finally, i drift off into my own private wonderland =)

ONLY 2 wake up every 2 bloody hours =S

Im so tired now its not funny =( 

I was actually intending to  post something interesting about the fragile nature of human behavior. Bs that'l have 2 wait til my mind starts functioning up 2 human being standards i suppose.
Now, more caffeine, less blogging.

AND U SHUT THIS THING OFF THIS INSTANT W GO STUDY AS WELL

=)